bitchymikaelson:

raise your hand if you’re mad at arizona for cheating 

mybeautifulmultitudes:

lmfao

roberteugenebradley:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great.  We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

backstagegeek:

BACKSTAGEGEEK’S MATILDA GIVEAWAY!

The playbill is from Matilda (Broadway) from the third preview (so the playbill is still in color)!

Rules:

• You must be following me! I’m doing this as a thank you to my amazing followers because when I started my tumblr I didnt expect to have anyone follow me- and I just hit 500!
• You can reblog and like this post all you want
• There will be ONE winner. If you dont win and really want a matilda playbill (or any playbill as a matter of fact), just message me and we can work something out!
I will ship to anywhere in the world. If the package is more then $8 I may ask for a self addressed envelope, but I’m hoping shipping won’t be more then that.

Winner Chosen: APRIL 30TH!

**If anyone knows how to work the random number generators (or something of that sort) which is what I’ll be using and could send me a little how-to guide I will put in an extra 15-20 entries in for you!**